Blogger Don Surber took a look at the reviews for Hillary and Tim Kaine’s book, Stronger Together, on Amazon.
How do you like Kaine’s Nazi salute? Did no one notice that?
Anyway, Surber found these hilarious reviews:
Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week’s announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria. I didn’t want to end up exposed to the illness like her grandkids in Chelsea’s apartment she was playing with on 9/11 after she collapsed, or the little girl she was hugging in the street afterwards. Thought about ordering the Kindle version but I thought it might open my device up to being hacked by communist countries. I wasn’t too surprised to see Tim Kaine on the front cover giving the traditional National Socialist salute, I felt it fitting. Strongly recommended for those who believe the USA isn’t anything special and should be more like the peaceful utopias of North Korea, Iran, or Cuba.
I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted “How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit.” Also, would like to have seen a chapter on “Ten easy steps to setting up your own secure server in a bathroom.”
From Daniel B.:
I was going to read this book…..I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it’s a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes – and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn’t figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
From Urban Legend:
I have to start by saying I am a registered independent voter, and more importantly, a life-long independent thinker. I have voted for more D’s than R’s in my life, as well as several third-party candidates. This is the lamest, weakest, most politically-absurd book ever written, as far as I know. Save your money for food for your family just in case she is elected.
From Amy Sterling Casil:
This book begins well. The first sentence says, “America is great because America is good.” It goes downhill from there. My experience has been that people want to know the inside truth about their role models. I read page after page looking for tips on how to ask for big payments from rich foreign money launderers, military dictators or junk food manufacturers. It was just a bunch of malarkey even more boring than a 6th grade Common Core history book. I wanted to find out how to delete hundreds of thousands of voter registrations and emails, but no such luck. This book talks about hoe every vote counts. As long as it’s for Hillary Clinton.
From Ron NYC:
I got a copy of this book from someone in my office. First, I don’t know why Kaine is giving the Nazi salute on the cover. I couldn’t get past the first third off the book before realizing that she is actually charging people to read her ideas and Trump gives specific policy information on his website for free. Even though I didn’t pay for the book, I want my money back.
The chapter where Hillbilly talks about her battle with Parkinson’s Disease was difficult to read. Difficult because it was missing from the book.
From the Ghost:
If three words could sum up this work of unbridled fiction it would be “Basket of Deplorable.”
Quite frankly, I have never read more self-entitled dribble. I ended up passing out and had to be dragged into my bed, ended up losing a shoe.
Do not recommend.
From Julianne L. Wiley:
There was more backbone in my order of fish oil softgels.
I see the price is now $0.01 plus postage, new, from some of Amazon’s sellers. Postage is still steep, though, when you consider I’d be using the book for mulch between my Fall fava bean rows.
When Hillary and Whatsizname are ready to pay me to take the rest of the press run off their hands, I’ll order 30 cubic meters.
Back the dump trucks right up to my back fence. Thank you very mulch.
This could be the first “book” in history to have more reviews on amazon the actual sales bwwwwaaaahAAHA lol