How to Lose

There are a few rules every political candidate needs to follow – and they’re easy.
1. Don’t wear funny hats
2. Don’t wear odd costumes (think John Kerry in his blue sperm suit)
3. Don’t be filmed or interviewed while eating
4. Avoid being photographed eating a hot dog or corn dog
5. Don’t engage in activity like this, Mr. Weprin:

There are a few rules every political candidate needs to follow – and they’re easy.
1. Don’t wear funny hats
2. Don’t wear odd costumes (think John Kerry in his blue sperm suit)
3. Don’t be filmed or interviewed while eating
4. Avoid being photographed eating a hot dog or corn dog
5. Don’t engage in activity like this, Mr. Weprin:

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