Obama’s dictum the other day that the successful didn’t do it on their own inspired a hilarious Twitter spin on children’s books.
Here are some of the titles writers came up with:
The Little Engine That Couldn’t Without Federal Assistance.
Obama and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency
The Indian In The Cupboard Is Elizabeth Warren
Twinkle Twinkle little Czar
Dr. Do Little
One Fish, Two Fish, Gimme Your Fish
My Little Crony
Little House Foreclosed on the Prairie
Oh, The Debt You’ll Owe!
One Fish, Two Fish, Your Fish Is My Fish
If You Give a Mouse an EBT Card
Jack and the Government Mandated Beanstalk
Bob the You Didn’t Builder