Homeland Security Advice: Use Scissors

Honest to God. When confronted by an “active shooter” Homeland Security recommends you hide and gives advice on that. If that doesn’t work, you can always use scissors. That’s what they show at about the 1:53 mark in this video.

Thanks, Janet Napolitano! He/she/they have guns. I have scissors. Sounds fair.

What’s next for our protection? Sharpened toothbrushes?

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