Height of Hilarity

The President tweeted this picture last night, after it came out that the FISC (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court) admitted in a secret order that at least two of the spy warrants against Carter Page were not lawfully authorized.

Trump had said he believed Obama was spying on him and after becoming President elect and decamped to his New Jersey golf club.

Of course the media made fun of him, but he looks to have the last laugh.

Now Warren and Iran

Found this nugget at Don Surber:

Breitbart News reported, “Democrat presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s (D-MA) son-in-law, with whom she is close, has troubling ties to the Iranian regime, according to a new book by Peter Schweizer.

“The book, Profiles in Corruption, reveals progressive leaders’ little-known ties to corrupt businesses and governments and discusses the Massachusetts senator in a chapter.

“The chapter details the business deals of Warren’s son-in-law, Sushil Tyagi, who is married to her daughter, Amelia. Tyagi was born in India but moved to the United States, where he met Amelia while they were both pursuing MBAs at Wharton Business School.

“Warren and Tyagi are close. She attended his brother’s wedding in India, recounting it in her memoir. She and her husband Bruce Mann in December 2009 served as witnesses for a power of attorney corporate document he filed in India.

“Since his marriage into the Warren family, Tyagi ‘has been involved in a series of curious — even troubling — business ventures around the world,’ Schweizer writes.

“Tyagi runs Tricolor Films, and in 2008, produced a film called The Song of Sparrows, directed by Iranian filmmaker Majid Majidi.”

So you don’t take the foreign bribe directly. You do it through a son (Biden), a stepson (Kerry) or a son-in-law (Warren). File that under things they didn’t teach you in PolySci class.

It’s troubling how many ties to Iran Democrats have.

That Iranian Connection

Very few Americans realize that some of our top people have odd ties to Iran.

Valerie Jarrett, Obama’s main advisor and consigliere, was born in Iran. With someone that close to him favoring that country is it any wonder Obama made the terrible Iran deal?

Did you know that Lisa Page – Strzok lover, Trump hater – also has ties to Iran?

BizPac notes, “Page’s mother, Tamara Najarian, is a naturalized American citizen who reportedly immigrated to the United States in the 1970s. Thus, Page appears to feel a familial bond of sorts to the rogue regime and, it would appear, its government.”

Here are some tweets from her from earlier this month: “My mother emigrated from Iran in her 20s, to forge a better life for herself” and “Iran is smart and strategic and all over the world. Iran isn’t an irrational actor, but they have the pride of a 5,000 year old culture. I fear they are going to hit back in a way to remind America that they are a real and independent country. I hope I’m wrong.”

Does she? A major player in the Spygate/Russiagate attempted coup? She didn’t reject Peter Strzok’s assessment of Americans as smelly Walmart people.

Speaking of Peter Strzok, her married lover, he has an Iranian connection, too, also through a parent.
Peter grew up in Iran and attended the American school in Iran until it was closed in 1978 and then went to the American school in Saudi Arabia.

Heavy.com reports:

In 1979, the Eau Claire, Wisconsin Leader-Telegram ran an article that discussed Peter Strzok, the dad. It said that Strzok, the dad, had just left Iran that February. The newspaper said that the dad “hopes the government of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini will stabilize the country.”

The article noted: “Strzok’s wife and eight-year-old son, Peter, returned to the U.S. Jan. 6.” His wife, the agent’s mother, Virginia, was a teacher at the American school in Tehran and Peter Strzok, the father, “was working for a firm which sold and serviced 2,000 helicopters for the Iranian government.”

It quoted the elder Strzok as saying, “I’d like very much to go back to Iran,” and it adds that Strzok spent “two terms of military service and seven months as a civilian in the country.”

It says that Strzok was a support unit manager for Bell Helicopter, Inc., and says the paper asked Strzok about the “issue of treatment of Americans in Iran.”

He said the “resentment of America was because Iranians linked the U.S. involved (sic) with the Shah,” explained the Leader-Telegram.

The article quotes Strzok as saying, “When you have a country where hundreds were killed and only two Americans out of the thousands in that country were slain, you can’t make a case of physical violence against Americans,” noting that no Americans were killed in the attack on the American embassy. He said that he hoped “Khomeini would be able to unite those factions and form a stable government,” the newspaper reported.

Curious.

Smart Meter Alert

The following arrived from the local group Campaign for Liberty:

Memphis City Council (which must approve all MLGW funding) continues (since November) to delay the MLGW VOTE on 2020 Budget. MLGW is suggesting they will not “yet” introduce a monthly fee to opt out of the very problematic smart meters.

BUT they want the possibility to be hidden in this BUDGET for 2020!
This vote is now re-set for Tuesday January 7, 2020!

The fee could be set at $25 per month (continuously) beginning in January 2021. This is being done “evasively” (to trick you!) by adding the permission into their 2020 BUDGET without making a direct change to the current standing of the City Council resolution of October 2013 which gives free opt out from smart meters at any time to all customers of MLGW!

This Budget change is a devious action!

Immediately please begin calling and emailing your own Council Member (and all the Council Members)
even if you do not live inside the city limits, stating your disapproval of overriding the 2013 Resolution which commits to free opt out of smart meters at any time.

If you are an MLGW customer or not — please help.

There are now six new council members who do not know the history of the smart meter opt out 2013 Resolution. They need to hear from you about your firm position in keeping the free opt out any any time with no fees.

Below you will find a list of all Council Members, email addresses and phone numbers to their staff members. Here are some ideas you can use (or change) to say it “your way” in email or phone call:

Removing our free opt out is dishonest, goes back on the decision in 2013 (by Resolution) to give MLGW customers the right to free opt out at any time.

Citizens worked with City Council to assure our right to be free of the dangerous “smart” meter. In 2013 the customers of MLGW were heard!

Charging a fee is punishment, is a slap in the face of those who do not want a dangerous smart meter, with health hazards.

Health concerns, fire risk (from plastic, heat sensitive smart meters), issues of loss of privacy, with surveillance potential, and rising costs due to lower “life of use” of non-analog devices — all make me very concerned — thus I opted out. My opt out is free by resolution.

To work “behind the back” of local citizens, hiding a fee change in a 300+ page MLGW Budget, is devious and a fraud. Shame on MLGW!

When the vote comes up, say NO — in behalf of many thousands of MLGW customers who have already formally opted out. There are reports of over 100,000 opt outs across Shelby County! Protect our rights!

There is good reason why we choose to opt out. Our City Council should be defending our right to safety and to free choice to avoid smart meter risks.

Please write and/or call all City Council members. Please share this information with all your friends, who will fight for our right to opt out at no cost.

To send an email to every council member (blind copy is best) select the entire group of emails listed here, copy and paste into your email address area:

The City Council employs several support staff members to aid the Council Members in their communications with their constituents.
If you would like to contact your City Council representative, you may reach them by email at their addresses below or through staff, using the contact information below.
Including Council Member, Staff Analyst, and Assistant email and phone numbers:

Rhonda Logan (District 1)
rhonda.logan@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Ashleigh Hayes
ashleigh.hayes@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6785
Assistant: Dynisha Clark
dynisha.clark@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6775
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Frank Colvett, Jr. (District 2)
frank.colvettjr@memphistn.gov
Council Vice Chair

Analyst: Ashleigh Hayes
ashleigh.hayes@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6785
Assistant: Dynisha Clark
dynisha.clark@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6775
………………..

Patrice Robinson (District 3)
patrice.robinson@memphistn.gov
Council Chairwoman

Analyst: LaKevia Perry
lakevia.perry@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6793
Assistant: Rebecca Garcia
rebecca.garcia@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6795
………………..

Jamita Swearengen (District 4)
jamita.swearengen@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Sophia Wordlaw
sophia.wordlaw@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6798
Assistant: Devon Thompson
Devon.Thompson@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6782
………………..

Worth Morgan (District 5)
worth.morgan@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Ashleigh Hayes
ashleigh.hayes@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6785
Assistant: Clay Wilson
clay.wilson@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6787
………………..

Edmund Ford, Sr. (District 6)
edmund.fordsr@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Brooke Hyman
brooke.hyman@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6706
Assistant: Judy Milam
judy.milam@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6799
………………..

Michalyn Easter-Thomas (District 7)
michalyn.easter-thomas@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Brooke Hyman
brooke.hyman@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6706
Assistant: Devon Thompson
Devon.Thompson@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6782
………………..

JB Smiley, Jr. (District 8-1)
jb.smileyjr@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Sophia Wordlaw
sophia.wordlaw@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6798
Assistant: Rebecca Garcia
rebecca.garcia@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6795
………………..

Cheyenne Johnson (District 8-2)
cheyenne.johnson@memphistn.gov

Analyst: LaKevia Perry
lakevia.perry@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6793
Assistant: Rebecca Garcia
rebecca.garcia@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6795
………………..

Martavius Jones (District 8-3)
martavius.jones@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Brooke Hyman
brooke.hyman@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6706
Assistant: Devon Thompson
Devon.Thompson@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6782
………………..

Chase Carlisle (District 9 -1)
chase.carlisle@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Juaness Keplinger
juaness.keplinger@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6797
Assistant: Judy Milam
judy.milam@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6799
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J. Ford Canale (District 9-2)
jford.canale@memphistn.gov

Analyst: Ashleigh Hayes
ashleigh.hayes@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6706
Assistant: Clay Wilson
clay.wilson@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6787
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Dr. Jeff Warren (District 9-3)
jeff.warren@memphistn.gov

Analyst: LaKevia Perry
lakevia.perry@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6793
Assistant: Trudy Pope
trudy.pope@memphistn.gov
(901) 636-6786

At Last, Rogers Surfaces

We hear a lot about “bombshells” in the Russia/Ukraine/spygate scandals. We hear “tick tocks” from Sean Hannity about explosive information to be revealed.

Yet the truth still goes unnoticed by a great number of Americans.

That may change if prosecutor John Huber has indeed interviewed former Director of National Intelligence Admiral Mike Rogers. I’ve wondered for a long time where Rogers is and why he has been quiet.

As Joe DiGenova notes in this interview, Rogers is “the rosetta stone” of the whole matter. He is the one, it is believed, who tried to stop the spying on candidate and President Elect Trump that was being done by the Obama administration. Rogers went to Trump Towers in mid November and had a chat with Trump. The very next day Trump moved everything to his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club to avoid further bugging.

Reportedly (but not widely, which is in line with mainstream media ignoring the truth), Rogers has been interviewed several times by Huber. In a radio interview, DiGenova discusses the importance of this.

Here’s Trump’s Letter

The president sent a stinging letter to Nancy Pelosi. Here it is:

I write to express my strongest and most powerful protest against the partisan impeachment crusade being pursued by the Democrats in the House of Representatives. This impeachment represents an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse of power by Democrat Lawmakers, unequaled in nearly two and a half centuries of American legislative history.

The Articles of Impeachment introduced by the House Judiciary Committee are not recognizable under any standard of Constitutional theory, interpretation, or jurisprudence. They include no crimes, no misdemeanors, and no offenses whatsoever. You have cheapened the importance of the very ugly word, impeachment!

By proceeding with your invalid impeachment, you are violating your oaths of office, you are breaking your allegiance to the Constitution, and you are declaring open war on American Democracy. You dare to invoke the Founding Fathers in pursuit of this election-nullification scheme — yet your spiteful actions display unfettered contempt for America’s founding and your egregious conduct threatens to destroy that which our Founders pledged their very lives to build. Even worse than offending the Founding Fathers, you are offending Americans of faith by continually saying “I pray for the President,” when you know this statement is not true, unless it is meant in a negative sense. It is a terrible thing you are doing, but you will have to live with it, not I!

Your first claim, “Abuse of Power,” is a completely disingenuous, meritless, and baseless invention of your imagination. You know that I had a totally innocent conversation with the President of Ukraine. I then had a second conversation that has been misquoted, mischaracterized, and fraudulently misrepresented. Fortunately, there was a transcript of the conversation taken, and you know from the transcript (which was immediately made available) that the paragraph in question was perfect. I said to President Zelensky: “I would like you to do us a favor, though, because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it.” I said do us a favor, not me, and our country, not a campaign. I then mentioned the Attorney General of the United States. Every time I talk with a foreign leader, I put America’s interests first, just as I did with President Zelensky.

You are turning a policy disagreement between two branches of government into an impeachable offense — it is no more legitimate than the Executive Branch charging members of Congress with crimes for the lawful exercise of legislative power.

You know full well that Vice President Biden used his office and $1 billion dollars of U.S. aid money to coerce Ukraine into firing the prosecutor who was digging into the company paying his son millions of dollars. You know this because Biden bragged about it on video. Biden openly stated: “I said, ‘I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars’…I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money.’ Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.” Even Joe Biden admitted just days ago in an interview with NPR that it “looked bad.” Now you are trying to impeach me by falsely accusing me of doing what Joe Biden has admitted he actually did.

President Zelensky has repeatedly declared that I did nothing wrong, and that there was No Pressure. He further emphasized that it was a “good phone call,” that “I don’t feel pressure,” and explicitly stressed that “nobody pushed me.” The Ukrainian Foreign Minister stated very clearly: “I have never seen a direct link between investigations and security assistance.” He also said there was “No Pressure.” Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, a supporter of Ukraine who met privately with President Zelensky, has said: “At no time during this meeting…was there any mention by Zelensky or any Ukrainian that they were feeling pressure to do anything in return for the military aid.” Many meetings have been held between representatives of Ukraine and our country. Never once did Ukraine complain about pressure being applied — not once! Ambassador Sondland testified that I told him: “No quid pro quo. I want nothing. I want nothing. I want President Zelensky to do the right thing, do what he ran on.”

The second claim, so-called “Obstruction of Congress,” is preposterous and dangerous. House Democrats are trying to impeach the duly elected President of the United States for asserting Constitutionally based privileges that have been asserted on a bipartisan basis by administrations of both political parties throughout our Nation’s history. Under that standard, every American president would have been impeached many times over. As liberal law professor Jonathan Turley warned when addressing Congressional Democrats: “I can’t emphasize this enough…if you impeach a president, if you make a high crime and misdemeanor out of going to the courts, it is an abuse of power. It’s your abuse of power. You’re doing precisely what you’re criticizing the President for doing.”

Everyone, you included, knows what is really happening. Your chosen candidate lost the election in 2016, in an Electoral College landslide (306-227), and you and your party have never recovered from this defeat. You have developed a full-fledged case of what many in the media call Trump Derangement Syndrome and sadly, you will never get over it! You are unwilling and unable to accept the verdict issued at the ballot box during the great Election of 2016. So you have spent three straight years attempting to overturn the will of the American people and nullify their votes. You view democracy as your enemy!

Speaker Pelosi, you admitted just last week at a public forum that your party’s impeachment effort has been going on for “two and a half years,” long before you ever heard about a phone call with Ukraine. Nineteen minutes after I took the oath of office, the Washington Post published a story headlined, “The Campaign to Impeach President Trump Has Begun.” Less than three months after my inauguration, Representative Maxine Waters stated, “I’m going to fight every day until he’s impeached.” House Democrats introduced the first impeachment resolution against me within months of my inauguration, for what will be regarded as one of our country’s best decisions, the firing of James Comey (see Inspector General Reports) — who the world now knows is one of the dirtiest cops our Nation has ever seen. A ranting and raving Congresswoman, Rashida Tlaib, declared just hours after she was sworn into office, “We’re gonna go in there and we’re gonna impeach the motherf****r.” Representative Al Green said in May, “I’m concerned that if we don’t impeach this president, he will get re-elected.” Again, you and your allies said, and did, all of these things long before you ever heard of President Zelensky or anything related to Ukraine. As you know very well, this impeachment drive has nothing to do with Ukraine, or the totally appropriate conversation I had with its new president. It only has to do with your attempt to undo the election of 2016 and steal the election of 2020!

Congressman Adam Schiff cheated and lied all the way up to the present day, even going so far as to fraudulently make up, out of thin air, my conversation with President Zelensky of Ukraine and read this fantasy language to Congress as though it were said by me. His shameless lies and deceptions, dating all the way back to the Russia Hoax, is one of the main reasons we are here today.

You and your party are desperate to distract from America’s extraordinary economy, incredible jobs boom, record stock market, soaring confidence, and flourishing citizens. Your party simply cannot compete with our record: 7 million new jobs; the lowest-ever unemployment for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, and Asian Americans; a rebuilt military; a completely reformed VA with Choice and Accountability for our great veterans; more than 170 new federal judges and two Supreme Court Justices; historic tax and regulation cuts; the elimination of the individual mandate; the first decline in prescription drug prices in half a century; the first new branch of the United States Military since 1947, the Space Force; strong protection of the Second Amendment; criminal justice reform; a defeated ISIS caliphate and the killing of the world’s number one terrorist leader, al-Baghdadi; the replacement of the disastrous NAFTA trade deal with the wonderful USMCA (Mexico and Canada); a breakthrough Phase One trade deal with China; massive new trade deals with Japan and South Korea; withdrawal from the terrible Iran Nuclear Deal; cancellation of the unfair and costly Paris Climate Accord; becoming the world’s top energy producer; recognition of Israel’s capital, opening the American Embassy in Jerusalem, and recognizing Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights; a colossal reduction in illegal border crossings, the ending of Catch-and-Release, and the building of the Southern Border Wall — and that is just the beginning, there is so much more. You cannot defend your extreme policies — open borders, mass migration, high crime, crippling taxes, socialized healthcare, destruction of American energy, late-term taxpayer-funded abortion, elimination of the Second Amendment, radical far-left theories of law and justice, and constant partisan obstruction of both common sense and common good.

There is nothing I would rather do than stop referring to your party as the Do-Nothing Democrats. Unfortunately, I don’t know that you will ever give me a chance to do so.

After three years of unfair and unwarranted investigations, 45 million dollars spent, 18 angry Democrat prosecutors, the entire force of the FBI, headed by leadership now proven to be totally incompetent and corrupt, you have found NOTHING! Few people in high position could have endured or passed this test. You do not know, nor do you care, the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family. You conducted a fake investigation upon the democratically elected President of the United States, and you are doing it yet again.

There are not many people who could have taken the punishment inflicted during this period of time, and yet done so much for the success of America and its citizens. But instead of putting our country first, you have decided to disgrace our country still further. You completely failed with the Mueller report because there was nothing to find, so you decided to take the next hoax that came along, the phone call with Ukraine — even though it was a perfect call. And by the way, when I speak to foreign countries, there are many people, with permission, listening to the call on both sides of the conversation.

You are the ones interfering in America’s elections. You are the ones subverting America’s Democracy. You are the ones Obstructing Justice. You are the ones bringing pain and suffering to our Republic for your own selfish personal, political, and partisan gain.

Before the Impeachment Hoax, it was the Russian Witch Hunt. Against all evidence, and regardless of the truth, you and your deputies claimed that my campaign colluded with the Russians — a grave, malicious, and slanderous lie, a falsehood like no other. You forced our Nation through turmoil and torment over a wholly fabricated story, illegally purchased from a foreign spy by Hillary Clinton and the DNC in order to assault our democracy. Yet, when the monstrous lie was debunked and this Democrat conspiracy dissolved into dust, you did not apologize. You did not recant. You did not ask to be forgiven. You showed no remorse, no capacity for self-reflection. Instead, you pursued your next libelous and vicious crusade — you engineered an attempt to frame and defame an innocent person. All of this was motivated by personal political calculation. Your Speakership and your party are held hostage by your most deranged and radical representatives of the far left. Each one of your members lives in fear of a socialist primary challenger — this is what is driving impeachment. Look at Congressman Nadler’s challenger. Look at yourself and others. Do not take our country down with your party.

If you truly cared about freedom and liberty for our Nation, then you would be devoting your vast investigative resources to exposing the full truth concerning the FBI’s horrifying abuses of power before, during, and after the 2016 election — including the use of spies against my campaign, the submission of false evidence to a FISA court, and the concealment of exculpatory evidence in order to frame the innocent. The FBI has great and honorable people, but the leadership was inept and corrupt. I would think that you would personally be appalled by these revelations, because in your press conference the day you announced impeachment, you tied the impeachment effort directly to the completely discredited Russia Hoax, declaring twice that “all roads lead to Putin,” when you know that is an abject lie. I have been far tougher on Russia than President Obama ever even thought to be.

Any member of Congress who votes in support of impeachment — against every shred of truth, fact, evidence, and legal principle — is showing how deeply they revile the voters and how truly they detest America’s Constitutional order. Our Founders feared the tribalization of partisan politics, and you are bringing their worst fears to life.

Worse still, I have been deprived of basic Constitutional Due Process from the beginning of this impeachment scam right up until the present. I have been denied the most fundamental rights afforded by the Constitution, including the right to present evidence, to have my own counsel present, to confront accusers, and to call and cross-examine witnesses, like the so-called whistleblower who started this entire hoax with a false report of the phone call that bears no relationship to the actual phone call that was made. Once I presented the transcribed call, which surprised and shocked the fraudsters (they never thought that such evidence would be presented), the so-called whistleblower, and the second whistleblower, disappeared because they got caught, their report was a fraud, and they were no longer going to be made available to us. In other words, once the phone call was made public, your whole plot blew up, but that didn’t stop you from continuing.

More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials.

You and others on your committees have long said impeachment must be bipartisan — it is not. You said it was very divisive — it certainly is, even far more than you ever thought possible — and it will only get worse!

This is nothing more than an illegal, partisan attempted coup that will, based on recent sentiment, badly fail at the voting booth. You are not just after me, as President, you are after the entire Republican Party. But because of this colossal injustice, our party is more united than it has ever been before. History will judge you harshly as you proceed with this impeachment charade. Your legacy will be that of turning the House of Representatives from a revered legislative body into a Star Chamber of partisan persecution.

Perhaps most insulting of all is your false display of solemnity. You apparently have so little respect for the American People that you expect them to believe that you are approaching this impeachment somberly, reservedly, and reluctantly. No intelligent person believes what you are saying. Since the moment I won the election, the Democrat Party has been possessed by Impeachment Fever. There is no reticence. This is not a somber affair. You are making a mockery of impeachment and you are scarcely concealing your hatred of me, of the Republican Party, and tens of millions of patriotic Americans. The voters are wise, and they are seeing straight through this empty, hollow, and dangerous game you are playing.

I have no doubt the American people will hold you and the Democrats fully responsible in the upcoming 2020 election. They will not soon forgive your perversion of justice and abuse of power.

There is far too much that needs to be done to improve the lives of our citizens. It is time for you and the highly partisan Democrats in Congress to immediately cease this impeachment fantasy and get back to work for the American People. While I have no expectation that you will do so, I write this letter to you for the purpose of history and to put my thoughts on a permanent and indelible record.

One hundred years from now, when people look back at this affair, I want them to understand it, and learn from it, so that it can never happen to another President again.”

OAN Has the Goods

Many people do not get One America News. It’s a shame because they are much better than Fox.

Fox doesn’t want to acknowledge the competition. Dissatisfaction with them has many conservatives looking for an alternative, but many cable companies purposefully don’t offer it for that very reason.

OAN recently went to the Ukraine with Rudy Giuliani. They found ample evidence of corruption and did a three part series on it.

Each runs a little less than an hour. Here’s the first one. To see 2 and 3 you can go here: https://www.oann.com/oaninvestigates/

Time’s Scold of the Year

Is there a better writer for our times than Kurt Schlichter?

Not in my opinion.

He nails things in a humorous, descriptive way that no other can copy. Schlichter writes at Townhall and his latest column on Greta Thunberg is a classic:

Clearly Greta Thunberg is being exploited by her cynical puppetmasters, but equally clearly she’s a tiresome, bizarre Marxist scold whose exploitation of the hapless dummies who buy into the climate change hoax is part of what is an increasingly violent plot to undermine capitalism and freedom. Recently, the cretins at TIME, which shockingly still exists in 2019, named her “Person of the Year.” That’s appropriate, since 2019 has been a very annoying year.

In 2029, after the world hasn’t ended but her usefulness has, she’ll be a Jeopardy question and probably shacked up with an unemployed performance artist named Björn in an Oslo suburb. Fun fact: “Greta Thunberg” is Swedish for “Cindy Sheenhan.”

But today, we’re all supposed to fall over ourselves over Pippi Longnagging – at least that’s what our betters command – yet it’s unclear why. Teenagers are notoriously ignorant, and ones spewing recycled Marxism are the worst of all. But the idea is not that this tiresome truant is some visionary thinker. The idea is to leverage her youth and awkwardness to keep you from speaking the indisputable truth that she’s a weird brat who presses for an ideology that butchered 100 million people in the last century. And now, she is hinting she wants to run up that score.
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Trump mocked her and a zillion pearls were clutched. How dare you…criticize the Luddite pest who presumes to tell you how to live, leveraging the full benefit of her nearly 17 years of experience to explain to you how stuff should be. How dare you!

Oh, shut-up. Pound sand, you scowling urchin.

The kid is a fanatic, and though that’s no fault of her own – she’s a victim of her pinko exploiters – she is still spewing bloodstained poison.

Bloodstained poison, really? Isn’t she just a nice Eastern Norwegian who wants a better world with love and hugging? Or is she yet another aspiring fanatic ready to kill for the kreepy kommie climate kult?

The other day, this malignant muppet “told cheering protesters … ‘we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall’ if they fail to take urgent action on climate change.” Now, maybe her English is bad, or maybe she’s just ignorant, but then again the murder of opponents is the Marxist way. Marxist? St. Greta? Well, let’s take a look at what was carved on the tablets she recently brought down from Mount Socialism:

“Schoolchildren, young people, and adults all over the world will stand together, demanding that our leaders take action, not because we want them to, but because the science demands it,” she said. “That action must be powerful and wide-ranging. After all, the climate crisis is not just about the environment. It is a crisis of human rights, of justice, and of political will. Colonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression have created and fueled it. We need to dismantle them all. Our political leaders can no longer shirk their responsibilities.”

Wait, “the science demands” that we “dismantle” all our “[c]olonial, racist, and patriarchal systems of oppression?” Now, what science exactly is that? Is it geology? Physics? Phrenology maybe?

How stupid do they think people are? Very. And to judge by the judges at TIME, they’re often right. Maybe Greta never heard of Siberia or Cambodia, but we have. Screw that – if she wants to impose her masters’ Marxist fantasies on us, she’ll need to be packing something deadlier than “How dare you!”

Everyone who isn’t an idiot knows the climate change hoax was never about “science.” That’s a hack lie they use to shut you up when you point out that the ice age, floods, and mass polar bear die-offs they are always promising never, ever seem to happen. It’s a deliberate scam that blends leftism, hysterical hyperbole, and outright fraud into a gooey pudding designed to fill the spiritual void in empty-souled western suckers while providing a tool for our global leftist establishment to steal more of our money and freedom.

Quick: name a climate change remedy that does not result in you being less free and/or paying more money. It’s actually remarkable. Every single thing that we absolutely must do right now no time to wait how dare you pause to think how dare you is something leftists always wanted but could never talk people into doing until the threat of weather vengeance started lurking around the corner.

You can’t name any. There aren’t any, because the weird climate cult is not about weather but about separating you from your liberty and loot. And, apparently, your life if you won’t obey.

It’s still unclear why the weather weirdos decided to make the odd Ikea kid into their poster child. Americans aren’t that stupid, electing Obama aside. Now, Europeans are suckers for bizarre totalitarian ideologies – that cesspool of a continent gave the world communism and Nazism, so it’s no surprise that the dummies who didn’t get off der buttenhiemers and sail over to America would swoon over her nonsense. But it’s just another example of how out of touch our own garbage ruling caste is when it thinks her Swedish chef scolding is going to work on Normal Americans.

“Hey American person, some vapid punk from Malmö demands you give up your steaks and Ford Explorers.”

“Oh.” [Consumes a rib-eye and lets his SUV run in the lot outside the restaurant].

Hey, if she and her herring-gnawing comrades want to start playing real life revolutionaries, bring it on. In the USA, these Pol Potheads wouldn’t be the only people doing the shooting. Maybe cowardly euroweenies will obediently jump on the train to the gulag, but our American response to Marxist murder dreams would be measured in calibers.

Now, Greta clearly believes all the silliness she is regurgitating, and she will certainly be sad when we ignore it. And that’s too bad. Her feelz are utterly immaterial. In fact, the sadder she gets, the freer we are.

In a general sense, I hope that Greta someday liberates herself from the clutches of the people exploiting her naïve credulousness in order to take our freedom and dollars. But in a more specific way, I could not care less what Greta thinks or feels. And you shouldn’t either.

Brexit to Fix It

Why did the British hate being in the UK?

Here are six examples of the ridiculous rules imposed on them. This is from the UK Express in June 2016:

6. Ridiculous rule on… Toasters

Brussels bureaucrats plan to crack down on toasters, kettles and hair-dryers shortly after today’s EU referendum on Britain’s membership of the bloc.

The proposed ban on high-powered household appliances is part of the European Commission’s long delayed ‘eco-design restrictions’.

Even some EU officials have admitted that the move would bring “ridicule”. The new rules come after the controversial ban of high-powered vacuum cleaners.

5. Ridiculous rule on… Bananas

In a widely ridiculed ruling, Brussels bosses banned rogue bananas with “malformations and abnormal curvature”.

In 2009, the European Union introduced strict restrictions on the quality of bananas and other fruit sold within the EU.

Under the regulations, Class I bananas can have “slight defects of shape” but Class II bananas are allowed to have “defects of shape”.

4. Ridiculous rule on… Pet horses

Under a bizarre EU law, it is illegal for people to eat pet horses but they are still allowed to eat other types of horses.

Europeans who raise and slaughter horses for meat must not pass them off as pets in a bid to dodge food safety rules.

Horse passports must show whether horses can be used for food at the end of their life.

3. Ridiculous rule on… Balloons

Brexit campaigner and Tory MP Boris Johnson proclaimed that “ludicrous” EU rules mean that “children under eight cannot blow up balloons”.

But in a strongly-worded denial the European Commission had previously said: “EU DOES NOT ban children from blowing up balloons”.

The controversial directive warns that children under eight should not blow up latex balloons without adult supervision.

2. Ridiculous rule on… Light bulbs

Eurosceptic actress Liz Hurley came out in support of Brexit as it means that Britain can go back to using decent “60-watt, peach-coloured” light bulbs.

Widely unpopular EU regulations have restricted the sale of incandescent light bulbs because they were seen as not energy efficient enough.

Their more energy efficient replacements – LED and fluorescent bulbs – give off a colder, more unnatural light.

1. Ridiculous rule on… Tea bags

While pushing for a Brexit, MP Johnson said in his Telegraph column that barmy EU rules mean that “you can’t recycle a tea bag”.

Under EU law, local authorities are allowed to ban the composting of teabags if there are fears over the spread of disease.

For example, Cardiff Council told household not to throw away tea bags in an attempt to prevent the spread of foot-and-mouth disease in 2005.

It just goes to show that the Left loves to impose rules on the rest of us, no matter how stupid they are.

And they wonder why they lost?