Uncle Joe, Cereal Liar

The ridiculous story about Corn Pop that Joe Biden told (the clip is in the story below) has come under scrutiny. Not by the media, but by ordinary citizens who use the internet to ask a few questions about his story, which seems as believable as Tony the Tiger.

What they found shows he’s a cereal liar.

First, Corn Pops were not called that in the 60s, according to Kellogg’s. They were called Sugar Pops. Then in 1984, they became Corn Pops.

Details, details.

A twitter user, MichaelHarriot, is a black guy who doubted Biden’s flaky story. He provides a hilarious review. Warning, he does use the N word. He says, “I’m always astounded by the imaginings of white people as it relates to race. Many of them have this fictionalized jigaboo version that is almost alien-like. And one of the greatest examples of this ever is Joe Biden’s story about Corn Pop the gangsta.

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Biden says that he became popular at the pool because many of the black people in Wilmington, DE had never talked to a white person before.

This raised by bullshit-o-meter, so I decided to look it up. In 1960, Wilmington was 73% white, according to census records

Anyway, during Biden’s Negro Summer Safari Adventure, one day, all of the town gangsters came to the pool.

Now I know what you’re thinking, but don’t stereotype. Gangbangers are NOT a monolith.

Why can’t a real street nigga enjoy a nice refreshing dip? Sometimes a thug wants to play Marco Polo, too.

Well, the gang that invaded Biden’s pool was called the Romans, which sounds gangsta AF. And the leader of the Romans was a dude named Corn Pop.

Now if you’re black, I know this shit sounds like some white kid tried to make a gang fairy tale for a sixth-grade play because you and I know there ain’t no squad led by a nigga named Corn Pop going around terrorizing Delaware pools.

But, I guess, in white people minds, thugs get two weeks vacation and go on retreats at city pools.

Anyway, Biden says he had no idea that Corn Pop was the duly elected leader of the hood niggas. So when Corn Pop began bouncing on the diving board, which was against the rules,

Biden told him:

“Esther Williams! Get off the board, man…”

Then Biden kicked Corn Pop out of the pool.
(I know you’re thinking “Who TF is Esther Williams?” She was a famous swimmer in the 50s. But I admit, I thought he was talking about the lady who played Florida Evans, too)

Anyway, after he kicked the probably fictitious Corn Pop out of the pool, everybody was like: “You know you done fucked up, right?”

They told Biden that Corn Pop carried a straight razor and was gonna be waiting for him when he got off work. Now you and I both know that, if this was true, Biden would’ve just called the cops to walk him to the car.

But this was in 1962, and before 911, you had to dial a whole seven numbers. Plus, Biden said that he knew that if he called the cops, he wouldn’t be allowed back into the African American community

Nigga, what?

Anyway, Biden says, instead he wrapped a six-foot metal chain around his arm and wrapped that in a towel. Because everyone knows there are ample black chains just laying around the “African America community” but no police officers.

When he went out to the car, Corn Pop was indeed waiting for him. But Biden went Clint Eastwood on Corn and told OG Pop from the Romans:

“You might cut me, Corn Pop, but I’m going to wrap this chain around your head before you do.”

Again, that is a direct quote.

And guess what happened?

Just like that, my nigga CP put down the straight razor and he and Biden became friends. From that day own, Biden was untouchable in the black community because Corn Pop vouched for him

Again, STOP LAUGHING!

Now I don’t know how it works where you live, but in my hood, you don’t actually get a laminated street credential card from the neighborhood thug council but, then again, I’ve never been on the mean streets of Wilmington.

But this story is actually recounted in Joe Biden’s 2007 autobiography AND is retold in the Washington Post.

But this is not about Biden.

This is a celebration of the life of a straight razor-carrying certified street thug who I’d bet my pinky toe never existed. But if you ask Biden, I bet he’d say Corn Pop has passed on.

RIP my nigga Corn Pop.
This is how it sounds when thugs die

Hopefully, how it sounds when political careers die.

Dems Follow GOP Losing Playbook

In both 2008 and 2012, Republicans nominated two candidates that the base did not like.

John McCain had a lot of GOP opposition. He attempted to bridge the gap by sliding right and then by nominating the conservative Sarah Palin for vice president. It didn’t work because the base didn’t believe him and didn’t show up at the polls.

We had seen his actions against his own party for years. Radio pundits like Rush and Hannity had dissed him. Politically involved Republicans knew he was a backbiting, bitter individual but had no choice but to vote for him over the even worse Barack Obama.

In the last eight years of his life McCain validated all our fears. He returned to his Progressive views, dumped on Palin, rekindled his bromance with Teddy Kennedy and let loose on Trump. The man revealed himself spectacularly when he called many of us Tea Party hobbits.

Then when 2012 came around the bigwigs at the GOP foisted Mitt Romney on us. Despite our reservations, Republicans voted for him again because he appeared a better choice than an Obama second term. He has since shown himself – like McCain – to be a bitter, mean spirited, selfish politician. Remember his speech in the 2016 campaign where he called Trump a con man and other harsh words? Even though Trump endorsed his Senate candidacy, Mitt now refuses to endorse Trump in 2020. The fight he didn’t have in 2012 he unleashed on his own in 2016 and now 2020.
Interestingly the Democrats are following suit.

In 2016 they pushed Hillary on the Democrat primary voters even though she did not have the enthusiasm of their base behind her. It was all with Bernie Sanders and those voters refused to show up at the polls for Hillary.

Now they’re doing it with Joe Biden. The man has come this far because of the myth of his electability. I believe that’s why he leads in their polls – if he truly does – because, like Republicans, the hierarchy is willing to back him if he can beat Trump.

He can’t and won’t. The Progressive and uber Leftists in the party will not coalesce behind Biden. Neither will black voters to the extent the party needs them. Biden has insulted them time after time. Just look at his recent “Corn Pop” story. He’s backed by black people and you can see the lack of interest in their faces.

There was some excitement in 2016 with Bernie. He’s lost that now and Elizabeth Warren has picked up some of his followers. Together, all the other Dem candidates are deep Leftists and they outweigh the “moderate” Biden. If Biden gets the nomination, they will scatter.

It’s interesting that the polls are being manipulated to favor Biden. Not a single primary Democrat voter has yet been counted and already they are saying it’s Biden’s.

The DNC is not listening to their base, much as the RNC didn’t in 2008 and 2012.

I think the outcome will be similar.

When You Need a Laugh

Joining the Babylon Bee for a daily chuckle is the Genesius Times.

What better way to make fun of liberalism than with humor? It’s probably the most effective tool to reach people in a way that will encourage them to think differently.

Here’s a sample of today’s laughs:

Headline: US Treasury honors Ocasio-Cortez with new ‘zero cents’ AOC coin

The economic intelligence of the US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is well-established and respected. But now it’s getting some serious respect from the US Treasury.

Starting this year, the Treasury will be rolling out the official AOC coins, worth zero cents.

You will not be able to buy anything with them in an effort to emulate the socialist paradise that Ocasio-Cortez endorses.

The irony is the homonym “zero sense,” which is funny since Ocasio-Cortez is so smart.

You can preorder your AOC coins on her favorite website and employer: Amazon.

You can bank on that making even the Lefties laugh.

Here’s another:

Headline: Thank God California banned plastic straws finally!

California has completed the equivalent of the moon landing today. They spent $4 billion ridding this beautiful feces-strewn state of evil plastic straws.

Many will say, “Straws aren’t a big deal with a homelessness and drug epidemic crushing the spirit of the people. Why worry about straws now? Look at this dump?”

But people said why climb Mount Everest, and yet Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton did it anyway. And people ask why worry about straws? Because we can!

Homelessness and drug addiction leading to a bunch of people shitting all over the streets of Los Angeles and San Francisco are too big of problems. We can’t do anything about that. But we can ban straws! And so we did.

I think Gavin Newsom is an amazing leader and he should be president of the United States. He’s done such a great job everywhere he’s been in charge.

Sure, he’s presiding over the resurgence of the Bubonic plague, a disease that wiped out 1/3 of the European population in the Medieval Ages but, hey, he’s so dreamy.

That’s why I say Thank God—or generic celestial life force—that California banned straws finally!

Go and look at some of the others there at genesiustimes.com.